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Nice
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Naughty
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Naughtiest
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Giving Santa some cookies.
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Giving Santa some bourbon.
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Giving Santa the finger.
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Calling your mom.
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Calling your mom collect.
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Calling your mom for phone sex.
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Getting Dad's slippers for him.
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Telling Dad to get his own damn slippers.
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Leaving a steaming present in Dad's slippers.
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Opening a door for a woman.
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Opening a door for a woman, then sneaking a peek at her butt.
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Opening a door for a woman, then demanding sex in return.
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Bake cookies for the less fortunate.
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Play hooky with the less fortunate.
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Make dookie on the less fortunate.
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Helping an old lady across the street.
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Crossing in front of an old lady in the street.
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Giving an old lady a piggyback ride in the middle of a freeway and filming the whole thing for Jackass.
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Taking chicken soup to a sick friend.
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Giving avian flu to a sick friend.
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Choking the chicken with a drunk friend.
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Making a donation to a charity.
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Making a donation to Tom Delay.
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Masturbating in a bank, then claiming you were trying to make a donation to a sperm bank.
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