Letters From Bad Santa!

Most people assume Santa's too busy to
reply to each and every letter he receives.

Not true!

Every morning, Santa sits down with a quad espresso
from Starbucks and a few lines of magic elf powder
and answers millions of letters!

Click on the ball to see a few samples...

Want to send your own letter to Santa?

Use this handy form:


Your message for Bad Santa:

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